A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
“Okay… you know what? I don’t feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you’re one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you’re a princess. Just in case I wasn’t enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!” - The Princess Diaries (2001)
there could’ve been such a good Clarisse and Joe back story!